Top 10 Reasons It's Good to be a Dog

[greenvet-hanoi]

Top 10 Reasons It's Good to be a Dog

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1. If it itches - you can scratch it - even in public

2. No one notices or cares if you have hair growing in some weird places as you get older

3. Personal Hygiene ain't too bad - its not like you have to bathe everyday & somebody else combs your hair

4. Having a wet nose is a sign of good health

5. You don't need fancy entertainment systems - you got a bone

6. You can spend hours smelling stuff

7. You can spend all day sleeping, if ya want!

8. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're excited just see the same old people day after day. Heck all they have to do is leave the room for 5 minutes and come back in - and you're happy

9. You never have to pay for lunch or dinner - OR worry about your table manners AND ........................

10. If you gain weight - it's someone else's fault!

 

[greenvet-hanoi]

Top 10 Reasons Dogs are better than Kids

Top 10 Reasons Dogs are better than Kids
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1. Dogs can be ready to leave the house in 5 seconds flat.

2. Dogs love nap time

3. Dogs don’t need their own cell phone

4. Dogs don't care if the peas touched the mashed potatoes.

5. Dogs can be housetrained in 3 months

6. Dogs don’t have to have the latest fashions

7. Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends

8. Dogs are not embarrassed if you sing in public.

9. Dogs don’t constantly ask you “Why”

10. Dogs don’t ask you for money

 

[vythygiy]

Top 10 Reasons It's Good to be a Dog

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1. If it itches - you can scratch it - even in public

2. No one notices or cares if you have hair growing in some weird places as you get older

3. Personal Hygiene ain't too bad - its not like you have to bathe everyday & somebody else combs your hair

4. Having a wet nose is a sign of good health

5. You don't need fancy entertainment systems - you got a bone

6. You can spend hours smelling stuff

7. You can spend all day sleeping, if ya want!

8. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're excited just see the same old people day after day. Heck all they have to do is leave the room for 5 minutes and come back in - and you're happy

9. You never have to pay for lunch or dinner - OR worry about your table manners AND ........................

10. If you gain weight - it's someone else's fault!

). Exactly and funny, especially the 10th. It's someone's fault but who cares.

 

[nikita24480]

). Exactly and funny, especially the 10th. It's someone's fault but who cares.

Me too. But I love the first one. =)) many thanks to Mr Greevet-hanoi

 

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And ...20 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than A Wife


1. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. Dogs don't care if you call them by another dog's name.
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
5. A dog's parents never visit.
6. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
7. Dogs can't talk.
8. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
9. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
10. Dogs like to go hunting.
11. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
12. When you return, a dog never asks where you've been.
13. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad; they just think it's interesting.
15. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
16. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
17. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
18. When you go out, a dog never asks where you're going.
19. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
20. Dogs love it when your friends come over.