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*"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
*"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain
*"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
*"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
*"The more I know about people, the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain
*"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." - Steve Bluestone
*"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end." - Max Eastman
*"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent." - John Calvin
*"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans
*"A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog travelling with good men becomes a rational being." - Arabian Proverb
*"When the old dog barks it is time to watch." - Latin Proverb
*"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
*"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy
*"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?" - Eleanor H. Porter
*"To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs." - Aldous Huxley
*"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." - Joe Gores
*"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead
*"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
*"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
*"The dog is the only being that loves you more than you love yourself." - Fritz von Unruh
*"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner
*"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown
*"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill
*"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland
*"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." - Unknown
*"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney
*"Every dog must have his day." - Jonathan Swift
*"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." - Steven Wright
From petvr.com
*"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Mark Twain
*"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
*"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
*"The more I know about people, the better I like my dog." - Mark Twain
*"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window." - Steve Bluestone
*"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end." - Max Eastman
*"A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent." - John Calvin
*"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." - George Bird Evans
*"A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog travelling with good men becomes a rational being." - Arabian Proverb
*"When the old dog barks it is time to watch." - Latin Proverb
*"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
*"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy
*"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?" - Eleanor H. Porter
*"To his dog, every man is Napoleon. Hence the constant popularity of dogs." - Aldous Huxley
*"Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to." - Joe Gores
*"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer." - Alfred North Whitehead
*"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain
*"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Unknown
*"The dog is the only being that loves you more than you love yourself." - Fritz von Unruh
*"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." - Gilda Radner
*"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." - Unknown
*"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill
*"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland
*"When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long." - Unknown
*"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." - Andy Rooney
*"Every dog must have his day." - Jonathan Swift
*"I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." - Steven Wright
From petvr.com
, and I like the third sentence the most. Thanks you so much for all of this